I lost track...

I don't know what day it is anymore and I don't suppose that part matters. What matters is I am 5 days out from my "mini" marathon as they so delightfully call it. Personally I would think anything "mini" would be about 10 % of something so a 5k... 13.1 miles does not scream "mini" at me.

At any rate... as usual I am not fully prepared for this thing. I am as good as it is going to get but I think I have forgotten everything I need to know about completing a half. What am I supposed to eat this week? Is carb loading a real thing or is that just a scale loader? I don't drink water like ever, should I be downing it this week? Do I eat before the half or drink coffee? (definitely drink coffee) Wait training this week.. what the hell do I do? I don't want to be sore in anyway starting out because hello I once again didn't really train for this thing so I am going to be plenty sore! What does one wear to run in 45 to 60 degree temps? Layers? Screw the layers and just go with the tank? Wait I don't OWN A TANK... oh my gawd!!!! Oh and the elevation is that a lot? Is that none? That last up look scary but that first down... holy shit. Is Louisville hilly? I don't know never been there! I have been running to music, but my music in my bra, yes my boobs sing to me, someone else is providing the tunes what if I can't hear them? What if it doesn't drown out the ouchies.

I am in panic mode. The why the hell did I decide to do this feeling has set in that is only trumped by WHY THE FUCK DON'T I EVER TRAIN RIGHT!!!!!

Please send Vodka.. oh wait I am not drinking all the time anymore.. send a Xanax!!!!

Panicking,
Re Run